Gaah I spent three hours of my life shopping for friends... I didn't even get enough stuff... now I have to go back to that overpopulated, eerily cold cube... I don't even know what I'm gonna buy... don't know if I have enough money...

This is meant to be for some Kris Kringle thing but a) only half of us know about it, b) it's only been mentioned once or twice, c) you have to get presents for everyone, d) there's no secrecy at all and e) there is NO CHOICE. I mean you can't just turn up with no presents when everyone else's got you something, can you?

Aaargh just remembered that I forgot one person... now I have to go buy more presents... that means I have to waste my Monday afternoon and my last bit of money in a shopping centre... I'm trying to buy a new guitar, dammit!

Why can't people just get ME presents?? Why do I have to buy stuff for others?!